People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well I just put wine in my tea
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wear drunk well.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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