i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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