Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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