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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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