Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
