mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Have you been drinking my beer?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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