Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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