Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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