I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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