awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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