Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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