508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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