Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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