Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he was CRYING into my vagina
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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