Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He passed out mid-signature
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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