Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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