'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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