idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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