Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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