They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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