belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
