Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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