Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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