Only a mothe r could love this liver
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
