i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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