Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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