I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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