I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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