she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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