Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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