Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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