Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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