It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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