i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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