If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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