Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The Olympian is in my bed
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