Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Can I color on your dick again?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
