Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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