There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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