he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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