walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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