She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The adults are the big ones right?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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