I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
