my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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