Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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