Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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