Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
