In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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