I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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