thus making me awesome and them whores
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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