just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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