Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My vagina is very pro this idea
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